Carcinogenic

A spoon full of sugar went inside my coffee.
And a generous helping of hazelnut flavored whole milk.

You picked up the sweetener
carefully stirring the spoon with your long finger, manicured nails gleaming.

"Did you know that is carcinogenic?" I said.
"Well, my dear," you said, giving me your Greek Goddess look and pointing at my coffee cup,
"Did you know that is full of fat?"

Fate Monkey

I always thought that Fate was a funny guy.
It turns out that Fate is not even a human. Its a funky monkey with wicked brain. Even as I am writing this post, the Fate monkey is jumping from trees and making funny faces at me. It has been throwing twigs, stones and mud at me for quite some time and it has even snatched my food from my hand.
Not to forget the slap in the face. (ouchh!)
And now, again, it is planning some sadist plot , a joke, all at my expense.
(sob, sob)

So, fate monkey, what does your dark and twisted sense of humor have in store for me now?